This is your opportunity to thank those who have made your journey so nice... I shall begin:

Dear Mr 407 driver, whilst I thank you for the ****** sign, the kiss you blew me and then the generally patronising waving me off whilst I was alongside you. However what I was trying to tell you was that the reason I twice got close up behind you on the motorway was because your brake lights weren't working.

Now who is the ******?

Yours sincerely

J1ODYA