what's the stupidist thing you've said

[mrtc]

What's the stupidist thing you've said to someone,

Today my friends and I were discussing a lady who has recently completed her gender reassignment surgery, she has returned to her job and looks awesome then I innocently but completely stupidly said,

  I admire her, you'd need balls to do that, everyone stared at new and said I was being cruel, it then dawned on me what I'd said, I was so embarrassed,

OK heal my embarrassment please by sharing  yours look,

[tucpal]

Ha when I got my first job I did a bit of street cleaning I was sweeping a bus stop I approached a bench and stupidly said to the girl sitting there do you mind if I get in between your legs lucky she sure the funny side I felt a right plonker

[GOKIWI]

I Do.....

[bhalay207]

I'm completely ***** with sayings, so I was in a meeting with upper management one day discussing how we can improve productivity and I turned round and said "we need to dangle the rabbit" the saying should obviously be dangle the Carrott. Safe to say I felt a total tool Haha.

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[mrtc]

rabbit sounds rude for some reason

[mrtc]

oh bloody hell, just said to someone, when is the baby due, she said, last september, god im stupid

[bhalay207]

oh bloody hell, just said to someone, when is the baby due, she said, last september, god im stupid

Yeah, see that, that's bad haha

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[mrtc]

i had to make my exit, felt too embaressd to stay lol

[bhalay207]

Pft, I feel embarrassed for you lol

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[J1ODYA]

Ha I used to work with a lady who always got sayings wrong, my fav was "stab in the wind" instead of "stab in the dark" lol

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[bhalay207]

That's something I'd say lol

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[o0kidd0o]

Not me but my Mum came out with an absolute gem,

So she used to look after old people and while putting this man into his wheelchair she says "i don't know how you keep your shoes so clean" she immediately apologised as she realised what she had said.

Still makes me laugh